The Science To Harmless Male Secrets

Ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret not all men are liars. As a woman, I have a tendency to overshare my feelings and every little activity of my day, and I expect my boyfriend to join in and tell me all about his day.

However, men rarely share all the nooks and crannies of their days. They keep them under wraps. This doesn’t make them liars. Instead, they are just a testosterone filled box of silly secrets. These secrets that men keep are not life changing and will not alter your relationship with them. There is a science to this harmless secret keeping. Men play it cool when they are keeping a secret from you. It’s a simple science, but they use it to keep a few things or instances a secret from you. After you read this list, you will count your lucky stars that your boyfriend knows how to keep his mouth shut.

Men check other women out. It’s instinctive. It’s science, and probably the least surprising secret. You can’t fault a man for looking, because if you see a Chris Hemsworth lookalike, your eyes will be glued to him. So it doesn’t matter if he glances over another woman. He still finds you more interesting.

Men get out their nature predator instincts by stalking you on Facebook. They like to know a little about your history. They want to see what you wore to prom and to see if your prom date was hotter than them.
Your boyfriend’s porn collect is not collecting a pile of dust. They still watch porn. They don’t do it as often as the used to do it, but they still watch it. Many of them really don’t want to keep this a secret from you. They would be thrilled if you would watch porn with them.

Men love it when you have a girl’s night out. I know I love time to myself, and it’s reasonable to expect men to want the same. Their secret is that they do not mind you leaving them home alone. They can act like bachelors again. They scratch themselves, play video games, watch action movies or watch sports all night. You should let them get a taste of their bachelorhood. Absence does make the heart grow a little fonder.

Men hate hair in the drains. They keep this a secret from you, because they know how much we put up with their filth.
Men actually love when women talk about the future. Outwardly, they may clam up when the mention of kids, marriage or a house comes up, but they respect you for starting the big conversations. They like to know how you feel about these topics. It help reassures them that they are making the right decision by dating you. However, men are little uncomfortable with sharing their feelings on the topic. They like to take the easy route and procrastinate these discussions.

Men cringe when they see a woman wear bright pink lipstick. They hate the color. They fear that every time you kiss them you are covering them with pink lipstick. It makes them paranoid.
Men do notice when other guys check you out. Most of them keep their cool when it happens. Their feelings are a mixture of pride and jealousy. They are pride that other men are find you desirable, but they are jealous that you might find the other guy desirable, too. These emotions can make men act protective around you.

Men like compliment just like you. Most men are never compliment enough. Your boyfriend is always showering you with compliments you should return the favor. It works to reassure them that you like and desire them.
Men are nervous about your first time together, too. You are special to them. Most men worry about embarrassing themselves when they have sex. They try to play it cool, but deep down, they are afraid they will climax too early, make weird noise or dumb faces, etc.
Men do not always want sex. I know this is shocking, but men are not always horny. Science shows that when men are bloated, stress or tired, their sex drive is lessen. However, most of them will go through the motions if you are in the mood. This can explain why your five star lover gives a three star performance occasionally.

These little secrets men keep are harmless. Their flawed science to keeping secrets is adorable. You should encourage them to continue the tradition. If they don’t, you will have to start sharing your every nook and cranny.

Candice Marshall

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